An obese giant blue tit delivers a love letter to Alessandro, who is sitting next to a smoking parallel Alessandro disguised as a pink poodle, and was just about to start a new, wonderful work (A little bird comes flying), 2014 Oil on canvas, 160x120cm

Self-portrait with my highly gifted son and my beautiful wife, whose existence is denied by my therapist for reasons unknown to me (autoerotic devotional image), 2014, Oil on canvas, 160x120cm

Exhibition view: "next door" at Monument Art Galerie, 2014 Jettingen-Scheppach (Günzburg)

Alessandro, filled with the ecstasy of spring awakening, hops around wearing a beret and functional Adidas sports socks and chases one of those butterflies that taste so good when lightly steamed (also: Paradise Lost), 2014, Oil on canvas, 240x160cm

Exhibition view: "Der Schmetterling im Wandel der Zeit zu Gast im Sitzungssaal", Academy of Fine Arts Munich, 2014

Ruf mich an, Süße! (Call me, sweetie!) 2014, Acrylic and pencil on panty liner, mounted on black paper

The delighted Aunt Gertrud with her exceptionally inexpensively acquired Alessandro Bostelmann fan heart, 2014, Oil on canvas, 100x80cm

The Triumph of Alessandro - I beat my grandmother at American football, 2014, Oil on canvas, 80x100cm

Everyday scene in the life of a genius - Bostelmann reveals himself to the viewer as the most erotic of all living painters, 2016, Oil on canvas, 30x20cm

Alessandro Bostelmann with his poodle Alessandro the Second, 2014, Photo

The creation of the Milky Way (The divine Alessandro, splashed with warm mother's milk), 2014, Watercolor on printed Photo, 19,5x14,5cm

95-year-old Alessandro meets two nymphomaniac nurses while escaping from a geriatric psychiatric hospital, 2014, Oil on canvas, 100x100cm

Captain Alessandro, the most sensual sailor of the seven seas, saves Della, the deformed lady from the dangerous island of the man-eating flamingos (The Triumph of Nautical Eros), 2014, Oil on canvas, 140x90cm